July 07, 2008

Bored. Yeah, so what else is new.

like everyone else, I get bored.
When that happens, I get silly. I have done so many stupid things in my life in order to keep ennui at a distance that I am surprised that I haven't spent more time in the emergency room than I already have.

Some of the things done to prevent the onset of the doldrums:
Garbage diving while very drunk on Wray and Nephews overproof rum.
Climbing a seven story scaffold to pull down a sign.
Jumping out of an airplane. (I did have help with that one.)
Cliff diving at a place called the Devil's Hole near Bear Mountain state park. I also slid down a waterfall on the same day.
Bushwhacking through rattlesnake country in Yosemite.
Walking naked- well almost naked in sub zero temperatures in a winter festival in Japan.

Stupid, yet fun. That's what I am all about.


I took this test and I answered the questions as best as I could. Never expected this as the result.

Your result for The What's your sexual style? Test...TYPE P

You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give.

This means that:

You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring.

You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy.
If you are bored you can waste some time finding out about your sexual nature.Take The What's your sexual style? Test at HelloQuizzy


Anonymous said...

After reading your results...Sorry to say I don't need to take a sex test to find out what sort of lover I am. As I think back and remember what it was like when i did have it, I can honestly say.....

It's genetic. Wink.. LOL

Now about Boredom....there are so many hobbies I'm sure you can take up that won't be so death defying. How about knitting, or even making portraits out of sheets, they were always fun. And big sellers too. So if you find something unique and find it too beautiful to be on a bed, you can always create something more out of it. It's so much safer than jumping out of a plane or off a cliff. Sure the thrill is incredible and the rush,whoa... but all you keep with you are those short moments. But when you gaze up at a masterpiece you've created, now that's something to ponder.

Hope the kitty is doing better.

Next story....can't wait to read it.


Kurt said...

When I'm bored, I post to my blog.

Megan said...

When I'm bored, I read other people's blogs.

The Grunt said...

When I'm bored I think to myself What would Jesus do?

NYD said...

JG~ Way too much thought for this post. I just got tired of surfin and took a test.

Kurt~ We seem to share the same results

Megan~ Glad you were bored enough to visit. Hope I gave you reson to do something exciting.

NYD said...

Grunt~ Ya snuck in while I was typing.

Jesus just hung around al day. Of corse he was bored!

NYD said...

of course he was bored!


of course, he was board...

of course, he was "board"

Corn Dog said...

The Grunt's comment made me laugh really hard.

So, I imagine you're going to get a lot of google search traffic from the second half of this blog. Makes me want copy it and put it on my blog.

When I'm bored I give fake CPR to the big dog." It usually bites me afterward.

Stupid things I've done. So many. Jumped out a 3 story barn window. Rammed a car into a fence post. Smoke poison sumac. Okay, I thought it was grape vine.

moi said...

I can't remember the last time I was bored. Busy, busy brain. But if I WERE? There's not enough sex and candy with Justin Timberlake in the universe to get me to jump out of a plane. No way, Jose.

Aunty Belle said...

Oh brother...I hate ter thaink wha' ya find dumpster divin' while drunk...hoo!

Enemy of the Republic said...

I've taken a bunch of those. I will do so again.

By the way, is this an ad or are you really bored?

Pink said...

lucky crispy!

stupid things I've done? well I didn't realise I had to be bored for that...I MUST go through life permanently bored then!



puerileuwaite said...

I found myself bored reading your sexual style. Sorry. But since I'm also a dude, I'm assuming that's not an issue.

lime said...

apparently i am a type O but i dunno about that.

whimsical brainpan said...

Sounds like a good suggestion.

It's amazing what's fun when you're bored.

I'm a type M. I think it's mostly right.

K9 said...

grrrrrrherherhehahahaha to puerileuwaite!! i am rarely bored. i tend to get bored near the end of vacations...ready to get back to my studio! so. the tall nekkid yankee in lilliputan snow? what a visualization.

Allan said...

I couldn't find the sex quiz but that's OK, I learned that I edit and edit and a little edit really works for me... I enjoy the company of 'Type M'. A lot.

According to one quiz,I can survive the motherpluckin' hell out of zombie plagues...not that I needed a quiz to tell me that.

VE said...

When I'm bored, I like to push other people out of airplanes, off cliffs, and down waterfalls. It's quite therapeutic...

The Mighty Beluga said...

When I'm bored at work I look at things under a microscope. Hours of entertainment!

NYD said...

Lions and tigers and bears, oh, my!

Have beeen lovin all the comments and am truly appreciative of the attention. I promise I will come 'a calling as soon as I can.

Goddamn real life getting in the way of my blogging time again.

mean dovey cooledge said...

the only laid i will ever know is the 170 eggs i lay a year. and no rooster! bah!

Megan said...

I'm still scared of taking this test...

NYD said...

MDC~ Did rocky Balboa ever catch up with you?

Megan~ Have no fear my little padawan. I shall guide you through it all.

leelee said...

I'm Type M..which I think was RIGHT ON..~blush~

When I'm bored I read other peoples blogs.


ThursdayNext said...

But at least your computer is working to do the quiz on! :*(

Serena Joy said...

Dang, you sure do have better remedies for boredom than I do.:)

Mona said...

O! the things that boredom would make you do....!!

I have heard that people indulge in adultery too out of sheer boredom ...

That must be the height of boredom!