I look at the dates of my posts and I'm amazed that I don't get the chance to do more storytelling. I guess that means I'm livin life and not talking about it. That's fairly commendable, but there ought to be a little down time for letting people know what life is like on this side of the puddle.
Even though I had to work today (Sun.) and had a great time with my students. I spent every available moment I could playing my guitars. I keep one at the school and one at home and few things make me happier than when I am chilling out and makin' music.
Everyone's got that one thing that makes them jive. Finding out what it is is half the fun.
I got a call from my sister yesterday. It seems that the City of New York wants me to explain why I haven't reported for jury duty...ever.
The last time I was home I told them that I just plain didn't live in America anymore and that I found it very unlikely that my boss would give me time off to help incarcerate recidivists. I am the boss and I know damn well that I ain't givin myself two weeks vacation, paid or otherwise.
I need a new TV show to watch. If i can't find something to hold my interest the mouse starts clicking on porn sites. Now before you judge me just let me tell you why I watch the ghastly stuff.
To be totally honest. I mean boy scout salute three fingers in the air honest about this; I find pornographic movies to be absolutely hilarious. You think I'm shittin you, but I'm not!
My first ever porn flick was the classic, Deep Throat. Now many of you have heard of it, but probably never seen it. It is without a doubt a masterpiece! Funny!, Funny!!, Funny!!!
Not like the crappy videos that are produced simply for whacking material. This is a triumph of the human spirit. It was not only Linda Lovelace who brought us out of the middle American closet, but also Marilyn Chambers who showed us the hypocrisy of our ways. James Tiberius Kirk and Lt. Uhura were not the first Oreo cookie.
I am not a fan of porn, but I do like fucking.
I think the world would be a whole lot better if we spent more time literally fucking each other over than figratively doing it.
It feels better that way.
There's always time enough for love.
