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Hello. Long time since I been around these parts, hmmm. I haven't been fucking around and ignoring my responsibilities as one of the blo...
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I had one great big fucked up shit-burger of a weekend. (I believe in a cooling off period before griping, bitching and kvetching hence the...
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I would like one Supermodel, please. To go.
Sorry Pug. It was a limited time offer and we're all out of supermodels. Would you settle for an over the hill contortionist instead?
I'll have the free, please.
CornDog: You back yet???
Exactly which free did you want? Of course they are no longer free, but I can set you up with some financing at an excellent rate. (listed somewhere in the post)
I'm back. The Little Dog lives. I'm happy.
I was going to ask for some free as well, but I see I was beat to the punch.
What is the cost for the free again? I'll take two..
OK folks. Now that the free is so much in demand, I will just have to adjust my prices. The FREE is now 29.50 and the supermodles are free.
We are definitely open seven days a week but you don't have to worry about parking- that's free too.
Oh. You still have to clean up after your dog or spouse.
It's all in the numbers.:)
I'll take a supermodel. That's cheap! And in US dollars no less!
xx
pinks
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