I recently recieved an email from a good friend. A real buddy. A guy who knows what to send me at just the moment when I'm thinking the exact same thoughts - he just knows how to say it better than I do.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let himkeep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get abad one, you'll become a philosopher.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to arestaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music anddancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.