I am amazed! I mean it.
This is the first time in what feels like forever that I have been able to sit in front of a computer and do something other than work. Don't get me wrong, I love work. I think that being productive and industrious is one of the things keeping me from becoming senile. I just believe that there is a whole lot more to life than makin bacon
I am going to stop for a moment and take my virtual hat off to The Grunt, a great guy and excellent musician. He gave me a couple of CD's of his own music and I enjoy listening to them. After two weeks of practicing guitar, my fingers are sore and tender. I can't imagine what the strings of an electric guitar could do to your fingers in the first few weeks of practice, but I have heard some pretty awful stories.
Life is meant to be lived! dilly dallying ain't so bad, but only if it serves no purpose whatsoever.
Testicles are meant to be drained at regular intervals. This service announcement is brought to you by the Willy Wanker Cootchie Coterie.
I'm sorry. Bicycle accidents are fuckin hilarious!
I once called a friend a "trippy okra leaf". She said it was a turning point in our friendship.
What's the strangest pet name or diminutive you've ever given a person?
There is a deep love in my heart for the myriad ways that words are woven and weft to form a tapestry of tales and conversation.
I just wish I could talk like a Hollywood star of the 40's. If I could do that than I just might even fart elegantly.
There is no reason NOT to overdo things.
Vices are what keep us from becoming intolerable perfectionists.
People like you more when they think you are capable of fucking things up a whole lot better than they can.
Dogs vs. Cats.
I almost never get to talk about the finer points of words with landsmen. We always are totally self assurred about the words we use. Don't even think about correcting a person on there choice of veracular nor their grammatical employment, it could be ... fatal.
One of my students taught me a palindrome that I had not heard of before.
I just love surprises! I will buy him a portmentau.
[ellipsis] stick em in the same room and wait for --[aposiopesis].
Having fun yet? Just coose the one thing that makes you puzzled or lost and comment about it!