June 07, 2008

Excerpts

"I ain't finished with that"
"I'm so very sorry, sir."
"You should be. When a Breakfast costs as much as cancer research, the very fuckin' least you can do is ask if I'm finished!"
"I'll be sure not to make that mistake again."
"Don't worry about it, Mollusk."
"Can I get you anything else?"
"Nahhh."

I once went to the west coast. I fucked with everyone... They probaqbly hated me

11 comments:

VE said...

Yeah, the west coast hates confrontation. Most of them wouldn't make it in NY for more than a day! When I went to the East coast for the first time I was amazed...everyone drove just like me! Wow, I was somehow on the wrong coast and didn't even know it...

JGandolfini said...

Has anyone ever seen the Movie "Waiting"? I would watch that before messing with anyone in the food business again. It's with Ryan Reynolds of Van Wilder fame. So before you go and mess with the employees of any food establishment I would see this film and think twice. Bon apetite

ThursdayNext said...

Well, I am partial to the east coast. :)

Kurt said...

Interesting. I am from the west, but living in the east, and the thing that bugs me the most is the way they take your plate as soon as (and sometimes before) you have finished eating. A few times, when I've called out after the plate taker, they've kept right on going.

Corn Dog said...

Are you out of your minds? I'm on the west coast. EVERY DAY is a confrontation.SHEESH! Oakland.

NYD said...
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Pink said...

Come to the UK. They'd vapourise if anyone confronted them.

I tagged you for a meme. Please play. Pleeeeease? Pretty please?
xx
pinks

Mona said...

Oh!

Are you that bad at the art of fucking???

If they all must have hated you that must bear enough testimony I guess...

Poor You?

Poor Them?

What can I say....

NYD said...

Pink. Will do.

Mona~ You sound like one of those spam mails telling me how I can increase the poundage of my penis

Em said...

Yes but we read them on Monday.

NYD said...

All I really wanted to do was use the word mollusk in a post.

I thought the visual was kinda cool.

So much for thinkin.