June 13, 2009

Whole lotta shakin'

Hey there and holy sheeeet or is that wholly shiiit. Oh fuck it. Donn't really matter one way or the udder- got milk?

I really apreciate the comments you leave and I wish I could reply to all of them, but I just can't find a way to juggle my keyboard, a hoard of ignorant students and an exeercise programme (enforced) without giving up something.

I promise you this- I will continue to write the most inane and slightly insulting things I can while pretending to actually care about the future of the planet.

Int he meantime I'll leave you with this little tidbit:

"If you hang yourself by the neck, you don't need so much pressure to kill yourself," she said. "Those who get highly sexually aroused tend to forget this fact."

Just what or who the hell was I reading about?

Oh yeah, I'm on Twitter now too.

Same dumb name, Same dopey comments.

Than Q and good night.


Grant said...

If that's the case, the students must go. Or maybe you can just post pics of hot Japanese women in lieu of writing stuff.

Beth said...

Another blogger lost to Twitdom..

Kurt said...

I wish Mr. Carradine had known this important fact.

Mona said...

You running off to twitter?

O dear!

well..enjoy...those bananas...

Mona said...

:D mound of Apollo is one of the mounds on your palm. The lines running on it are about palmistry ( I can read palms) The line on the mound of Apollo would men 'fame to be achieved'

NYD said...

Grant~ I'll leave the pictur posting to you. I'm strictly bananas

Beth~ Oh, hell no! I is still a blogger, baby.

Kurt~ We share the same hero. I guess that healthier than sharing the same heroin

Mona~ See the above comment I left for Beth and liberally apply it to yourself as well. Twitter is for things that are just not worth blogging about.

Mona part II~ The mound of Apollo is below the middle finger, correct? I had this hillarious image of you with an exceedingly long digit fully extended at an enemy.

Maybe I ought to have put that on Twitter.

Megan said...

Good luck with the twitting, grasshopper!

The Grunt said...

Somebody did kill Bill.

Carla said...

I have yet to check this Twitter stuff out. Let us know how it goes.

Serena said...

Either you have huge hands or those are some truly puny bananas.:-) I agree with "she" about the ropes. Bad idea.

lime said...

i dunno, i look at the picture and read the first line and i am singing "this shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s. it's bananas..."

X. Dell said...

I see. The context was Mr. Carradine.

BTW, you either have tremendously large hands, or those bananas are tiny.

Anonymous said...

Ha! I just love that quote..." In Lieu of..." Boy that sounds so familiar too! I wonder where I might have heard that before....Oh well back to basics... Love the banana picture, makes you now look like a giant in Lilliput land. Must feel so good to be soooo big!!!! But either way, big or small or running outside in absolutely nothing being chased by a beautiful woman in black negligee, you're still one in a million to me.